Safety First

A four-panel black-and-white comic. Panel 1: A fly says, "I'M THE NEW SAFETY OFFICER AND I'VE ALREADY MADE A FEW CHANGES. FOR EXAMPLE: THE BIG CACTUS RIGHT AT THE ENTRANCE." Panel 2: A big cactus next to a sign reading "DO NOT TOUCH!" Panel 3: A close-up of the fly saying, "IT'S A TEST. ANYONE WHO FAILS IT AND GETS HURT IS A SAFETY RISK AND DOESN'T GET IN." Panel 4: Background flies say, "CAN YOU TAKE A LOOK? MY BACK IS KILLING ME!" and "I CAN'T SEE A THING. I'VE GOT SOMETHING IN MY EYE." In the foreground, the safety officer sighs, "IT'S BEEN FOUR MINUTES."
New shirts and hoodies are already in the shop. Some of them are even embroidered. Caps and beanies and mugs will follow soon.
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