Space Cop Diary 5

Episode 5 EN Textbox: “I saw an ad for Polaris-12 for the first time today.” Arthur: I’ve never actually seen advertising for our own planet. Pip: That can be corrected. Here’s one of the more popular clips. The Ad: Crime rate? Statistically immeasurable. Distractions? Unavailable. Nightlife? Does not exist. And we’re proud of it. Polaris-12. Certified uneventful. Arthur: Interesting. The crime rate gets credit. We don’t. Pip: Like you’re the reason the crime rate is statistically immeasurable. I like your sense of humor. There’s more. Posters. Merchandise. Banner: Polaris-12. Crowned in boredom. And yes — there are mugs, shirts, caps. Arthur: So that’s all it takes? Convince people to spend money on boredom? Pip: Think about it. For decades your brains have been flooded with input. More than you can realistically process. Streams. Feeds. Notifications. Everything eventually becomes content. Maybe even your diary. Though… no one would actually care. What was my point? Constant stimulation. You barely tolerate silence anymore. You’re overstimulated. You’re addicted to input. You’ve forgotten what silence feels like. Maybe boredom is a luxury now. Scientifically speaking, boredom is necessary. It forces reflection. Consolidation. Processing. Besides… When was the last time you read the news from Earth? Or any other planet? Do you know what’s happening there? Compared to that, boredom can be oddly appealing. Arthur: I hate it when you’re logical. (They continue walking.) Pip: Logically speaking, I’ve also analyzed your hairline. A Polaris-12 cap has already been ordered. You’re welcome. - Webcomic Page Space Cop Diary - Polaris-12. Certified uneventful.

Hey folks, here’s the next episode of Space Cop Diary. Go check it out before boredom gets the upper hand.

Although… well, just see for yourselves.

Looking forward to your thoughts. Have a great day and see you soon.

Episode 5 EN Textbox: “I saw an ad for Polaris-12 for the first time today.” Arthur: I’ve never actually seen advertising for our own planet. Pip: That can be corrected. Here’s one of the more popular clips. The Ad: Crime rate? Statistically immeasurable. Distractions? Unavailable. Nightlife? Does not exist. And we’re proud of it. Polaris-12. Certified uneventful. Arthur: Interesting. The crime rate gets credit. We don’t. Pip: Like you’re the reason the crime rate is statistically immeasurable. I like your sense of humor. There’s more. Posters. Merchandise. Banner: Polaris-12. Crowned in boredom. And yes — there are mugs, shirts, caps. Arthur: So that’s all it takes? Convince people to spend money on boredom? Pip: Think about it. For decades your brains have been flooded with input. More than you can realistically process. Streams. Feeds. Notifications. Everything eventually becomes content. Maybe even your diary. Though… no one would actually care. What was my point? Constant stimulation. You barely tolerate silence anymore. You’re overstimulated. You’re addicted to input. You’ve forgotten what silence feels like. Maybe boredom is a luxury now. Scientifically speaking, boredom is necessary. It forces reflection. Consolidation. Processing. Besides… When was the last time you read the news from Earth? Or any other planet? Do you know what’s happening there? Compared to that, boredom can be oddly appealing. Arthur: I hate it when you’re logical. (They continue walking.) Pip: Logically speaking, I’ve also analyzed your hairline. A Polaris-12 cap has already been ordered. You’re welcome. - Webcomic Page Space Cop Diary - Polaris-12. Certified uneventful.
Episode 5 EN Textbox: “I saw an ad for Polaris-12 for the first time today.” Arthur: I’ve never actually seen advertising for our own planet. Pip: That can be corrected. Here’s one of the more popular clips. The Ad: Crime rate? Statistically immeasurable. Distractions? Unavailable. Nightlife? Does not exist. And we’re proud of it. Polaris-12. Certified uneventful. Arthur: Interesting. The crime rate gets credit. We don’t. Pip: Like you’re the reason the crime rate is statistically immeasurable. I like your sense of humor. There’s more. Posters. Merchandise. Banner: Polaris-12. Crowned in boredom. And yes — there are mugs, shirts, caps. Arthur: So that’s all it takes? Convince people to spend money on boredom? Pip: Think about it. For decades your brains have been flooded with input. More than you can realistically process. Streams. Feeds. Notifications. Everything eventually becomes content. Maybe even your diary. Though… no one would actually care. What was my point? Constant stimulation. You barely tolerate silence anymore. You’re overstimulated. You’re addicted to input. You’ve forgotten what silence feels like. Maybe boredom is a luxury now. Scientifically speaking, boredom is necessary. It forces reflection. Consolidation. Processing. Besides… When was the last time you read the news from Earth? Or any other planet? Do you know what’s happening there? Compared to that, boredom can be oddly appealing. Arthur: I hate it when you’re logical. (They continue walking.) Pip: Logically speaking, I’ve also analyzed your hairline. A Polaris-12 cap has already been ordered. You’re welcome. - Webcomic Page Space Cop Diary - Polaris-12. Certified uneventful.
Episode 5 EN Textbox: “I saw an ad for Polaris-12 for the first time today.” Arthur: I’ve never actually seen advertising for our own planet. Pip: That can be corrected. Here’s one of the more popular clips. The Ad: Crime rate? Statistically immeasurable. Distractions? Unavailable. Nightlife? Does not exist. And we’re proud of it. Polaris-12. Certified uneventful. Arthur: Interesting. The crime rate gets credit. We don’t. Pip: Like you’re the reason the crime rate is statistically immeasurable. I like your sense of humor. There’s more. Posters. Merchandise. Banner: Polaris-12. Crowned in boredom. And yes — there are mugs, shirts, caps. Arthur: So that’s all it takes? Convince people to spend money on boredom? Pip: Think about it. For decades your brains have been flooded with input. More than you can realistically process. Streams. Feeds. Notifications. Everything eventually becomes content. Maybe even your diary. Though… no one would actually care. What was my point? Constant stimulation. You barely tolerate silence anymore. You’re overstimulated. You’re addicted to input. You’ve forgotten what silence feels like. Maybe boredom is a luxury now. Scientifically speaking, boredom is necessary. It forces reflection. Consolidation. Processing. Besides… When was the last time you read the news from Earth? Or any other planet? Do you know what’s happening there? Compared to that, boredom can be oddly appealing. Arthur: I hate it when you’re logical. (They continue walking.) Pip: Logically speaking, I’ve also analyzed your hairline. A Polaris-12 cap has already been ordered. You’re welcome. - Webcomic Page Space Cop Diary - Polaris-12. Certified uneventful.
Episode 5 EN Textbox: “I saw an ad for Polaris-12 for the first time today.” Arthur: I’ve never actually seen advertising for our own planet. Pip: That can be corrected. Here’s one of the more popular clips. The Ad: Crime rate? Statistically immeasurable. Distractions? Unavailable. Nightlife? Does not exist. And we’re proud of it. Polaris-12. Certified uneventful. Arthur: Interesting. The crime rate gets credit. We don’t. Pip: Like you’re the reason the crime rate is statistically immeasurable. I like your sense of humor. There’s more. Posters. Merchandise. Banner: Polaris-12. Crowned in boredom. And yes — there are mugs, shirts, caps. Arthur: So that’s all it takes? Convince people to spend money on boredom? Pip: Think about it. For decades your brains have been flooded with input. More than you can realistically process. Streams. Feeds. Notifications. Everything eventually becomes content. Maybe even your diary. Though… no one would actually care. What was my point? Constant stimulation. You barely tolerate silence anymore. You’re overstimulated. You’re addicted to input. You’ve forgotten what silence feels like. Maybe boredom is a luxury now. Scientifically speaking, boredom is necessary. It forces reflection. Consolidation. Processing. Besides… When was the last time you read the news from Earth? Or any other planet? Do you know what’s happening there? Compared to that, boredom can be oddly appealing. Arthur: I hate it when you’re logical. (They continue walking.) Pip: Logically speaking, I’ve also analyzed your hairline. A Polaris-12 cap has already been ordered. You’re welcome. - Webcomic Page Space Cop Diary - Polaris-12. Certified uneventful.
Episode 5 EN Textbox: “I saw an ad for Polaris-12 for the first time today.” Arthur: I’ve never actually seen advertising for our own planet. Pip: That can be corrected. Here’s one of the more popular clips. The Ad: Crime rate? Statistically immeasurable. Distractions? Unavailable. Nightlife? Does not exist. And we’re proud of it. Polaris-12. Certified uneventful. Arthur: Interesting. The crime rate gets credit. We don’t. Pip: Like you’re the reason the crime rate is statistically immeasurable. I like your sense of humor. There’s more. Posters. Merchandise. Banner: Polaris-12. Crowned in boredom. And yes — there are mugs, shirts, caps. Arthur: So that’s all it takes? Convince people to spend money on boredom? Pip: Think about it. For decades your brains have been flooded with input. More than you can realistically process. Streams. Feeds. Notifications. Everything eventually becomes content. Maybe even your diary. Though… no one would actually care. What was my point? Constant stimulation. You barely tolerate silence anymore. You’re overstimulated. You’re addicted to input. You’ve forgotten what silence feels like. Maybe boredom is a luxury now. Scientifically speaking, boredom is necessary. It forces reflection. Consolidation. Processing. Besides… When was the last time you read the news from Earth? Or any other planet? Do you know what’s happening there? Compared to that, boredom can be oddly appealing. Arthur: I hate it when you’re logical. (They continue walking.) Pip: Logically speaking, I’ve also analyzed your hairline. A Polaris-12 cap has already been ordered. You’re welcome. Webcomic Page Space Cop Diary - Polaris-12. Certified uneventful.

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